Goses Says:
I read the most hillarious article today that I will have to tell you on the phone tonight when I call you when I get home.

Goses says:
I laughed my nuts off

Mizzmatched says:
You never had nuts.

Goses says:
Now I know why, it's because of this article

Goses says:
When I was in the womb I must've had nuts, seen a vision of this article, laughed them off and they became eyes or something.

Mizzmatched Says:
Uh, it totally doesn't work that way, but okay. If that's how it happened.

Goses says:
Okay, they became nipples or something.

Goses says:
I have no clue how womb monsters work.

Goses says:
I'm assuming black magic and chickens

Mizzmatched says:
Yes, the womb is made of voodoo. lol

Goses says:
That's what I've always assumed!

Goses says:
Things go in, and things come out! That's black magic right there!

Mizzmatched says:
You're a perv, you know that?

Goses says:
We're both pervs having black magic voodoo crapper machines in us.

Mizzmatched says:
Hey, I'm never going to use mine for the purpose of making kids.

Goses says:
I'm pretty sure our wombs commune with Richard Simmons and Dumbledor. And ONE of those wizards are dead!

Goses says:
The other is just fat.

Goses says:
And scary.

Goses says:
And haunts my scariest dreams.

Mizzmatched says:
Damn Dumbledor, damn him!

Goses says:
Yes Bellagini, damn him to the damnest part of the world.

Goses says:
No one talks sweet nothings to Voldemorts WOMB! No one!

Goses says:
Not even my Gyno.

Mizzmatched says:
Well, maybe your gyno. But that's what he's paid to do.

Goses says:
What do you mean pay?

Goses says:
I beat him until he looks at my poonie. He starts sobbing the moment he sees me.

Mizzmatched says:
Well, you let him live, that's payment.

Goses says:
True dat. Word.